Women smothering boyfriends with killer boobs! Time for assault breast ban?



Killer boobs? Was she wearing a high-capacity magazine bra? Or “magazine clips,” as President Obama would say. A woman in Washington state recently smothered her boyfriend with her killer rack, in a drunken brawl, reportedly.

Killer boobs: Her curves are deadly.A Washington state woman smothered her boyfriend with her breasts when she threw herself on top o…

— Otto MARQUEZ (@Marquez2Otto) January 17, 2013

Lol… Killer boobs? @hustlelop twitter.com/DarkFalz83/sta…

— Gary Cassista (@DarkFalz83) January 17, 2013

Twitter was buzzing with the boob-y news. Is it time for a waiting period for bazongas?

THIS===> Killer boobs – NYPOST.com nyp.st/XFuSn1 via @nypost

— Dean Armandroff (@armandroff) January 17, 2013

I don’t write the news.I just tweet them.Talk about killer boobs.Woman allegedly smothers boyfriend with breasts soc.li/I0EUvLK

— Angel Firestone (@Cady_Stanton) January 17, 2013

Otherwise known as a fatal case of motorboating: bit.ly/101JnB8

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 17, 2013

Simple motorboating, or something more sinister?

RT @brettcmac: Assualt Boobs! @dloesch nypost.com/p/news/nationa…

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 17, 2013

Others rally to ban these deadly assault breasts, which seem to be increasingly falling into the wrong hands.

Ban “assault boobs”?! Killer boobs – NYPOST.com nyp.st/XFuSn1

— Heather (@HillMari3) January 17, 2013

Washington State considers drafting legislation to ban Assault Breasts in light of recent murder by smothering. fb.me/2GiKhQT4n

— Jay Forde (@Jay_Forde) January 17, 2013

Time to ban Assault Breast!!!!!Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend huff.to/11zmGJS via @huffpostcrime

— Dale Collins (@orbis_mortis) January 17, 2013

BAN ASSAULT BREASTS: Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend huff.to/11zFFUA via @huffingtonpost

— A M (@sterling196500) January 17, 2013

It’s an epidemic; it is happening in Germany, too!

Woman, 51, ‘smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in carava… #MailOnline bit.ly/13Ci7go twitter.com/doubledittos/s…

— Mary (@doubledittos) January 16, 2013

@doubledittos ban boobs!

— Laura4Liberty (@laurak975) January 16, 2013

@laurak975 True! We need a law banning Assault Breasts!

— Mary (@doubledittos) January 16, 2013

@piersmorgan a man was recently smothered to death by his girlfriends breasts. Should we outlaw assault breasts?

— kender1 (@kender1) January 17, 2013

Don’t hold your breath for an answer from Piers. It takes him hours and hours to come up with rejoinders. Plus, he’s far too busy madly crumpling paper in a fit of hissy. Oh, no! That’s ammunition: You can stuff bras with that.

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