‘Please bring your speculum’: Andrew Sullivan’s looking for a personal assistant

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It’s tough keeping track of your pills and bills when you’re constantly worrying about Sarah Palin’s uterus. Andrew Sullivan knows that better than anyone, so he’s asking for help:

Seeking a personal assistant for the Dish: dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) May 2, 2013

I’m looking for someone to help me get my life better organized so I can focus more effectively on the Dish, journalism, writing, thinking. The job includes everything that you can imagine: from managing my calendar, setting up travel arrangements, dealing with press inquiries, to handling my in-box, helping me manage real estate, occasional dog-sitting and walking, keeping track of my regimen of medications with doctors and insurance companies, and the conventional office-work the job usually entails.

What that job entails, according to Sully, is being “pro-active in getting shit done.” The pay is “modest,” but the life lessons are sure to be invaluable. Who wouldn’t want to seize this sweet, sweet gig?

That’s the sound of a thousand ambitious, underemployed nerds RT @sullydish Seeking a personal assistant for the Dish dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Ivan (@slavicpolymath) May 2, 2013

this sounds really and truly awful dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) May 2, 2013

Shorter: Who wants to be Andrew Sullivan’s b*tch? dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— AG (@AG_Conservative) May 2, 2013

I would pay good money to see Mike Rowe take on this job. dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) May 2, 2013

Yeah, we’re guessing it might get dirty …

Please bring your speculum. dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 2, 2013

I feel like we should all send multiple prank e-mails to Sully here inquiring about the job he’s posted dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Umar.(@umarjones) May 2, 2013

Actually, we know a guy who might be interested:

.@sullydish is hiring dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per… cc: @howardkurtz

— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) May 2, 2013

.@howardkurtz may I suggest dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…

— Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) May 2, 2013

On the bright side for Howard, Andrew Sullivan *is* hiring an assistant…

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) May 2, 2013

Those two crazy kids might just find a way to make it work!

“@becketadams: cc: Howie Kurtz —> dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/02/per…” Will need to survive on thanks alone. And little of that.

— Erick Brockway (@erickbrockway) May 2, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/02/please-bring-your-speculum-andrew-sullivans-looking-for-a-personal-assistant/

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